Me and my break-less bi-cycle


Hey guys... I think the holidays are definitely having an effect on me. Otherwise, I am quite immune to these bouts of nostalgic attacks. Anyways, back in my childhood, I used to hire the only bi-cycle (whose breaks never worked) which was owned by the only cycle store in our locality. During those days, an hour costed me Re.1.50. There was a unique thrill in riding that bi-cycle those days which apparently gave me a great sense of independence too. Although the seat cushion was bit torn, the paint on the cycle was quite faded with the most unreliable chain, I still great pride in owning(Always hired actually) that cycle.

So, that day when I was returning back home on that break-less cycle, when the cycle decided to act funny. I was wearing my favourite pair of trousers(The one and only pair) I owned in those days and suddenly I realize that its struck with the chain. The cycle had gained enough speed and I am unable to pedal further. I am not even able to stop the cycle in the middle of that heavy traffic. Beads of sweat soon trickled down and I knew I was doomed. The very thought of injuries was horrifying! I was praying hard for some quick miracle, when I saw a big fat aunty waddling her way on the road! Without giving another thought, I directed the bicycle towards her and just allowed the gravity to take over.

With one big fall, I crashed over the big and soft bodied aunty who was shocked and scared at the same moment. I was afraid of being slapped but I think she pitied my small, petite body. Out of anger she shouted and asked, "What is happening?" I replied in a meek tone that my pant was struck and could fumble out a "Sorry". Without giving her much time, I quickly picked up my bi-cycle and rode away.

Today when I share this incident with my trainees, we laugh our hearts out and pity on that fat aunty. But back then, I was relieved that I wasn't injured at all! I actually thanked God for sending that Aunty at the right moment!

4 comments:

cheekymonk said...

i bet what? if she reads this now.. she is gonna kick your dummass now!!

funny though. you drove your cycled towards her?? jesus christ man!!

Vijay on his path to self discovery! said...

I hope she doesn't! Praying hard!

cheekymonk said...

well.. you should have played it hard.. no point in praying hard now!! :P

aileen said...

Just reading a few lines of this blog and i immediately recognized that this is the story you shared with us. Poor lady, she must have been so shockec to realized that it wasn't really an accident but a second-long-premeditated act to have a "safe landing" =)